To Kenny's (the microwave not the 'scary' clock) memorial:
To be served - some of Kenny's favorite memories:
Burned popcorn
Boiled water
Still frozen TV dinners
Defrosted chicken with a wilted Spinach garnish
Eulogies will be shared as we bid adieu to Kenny as he joins LJ's Mom's 30-year-old washing machine, Scary Kenny and the deep fat fryer that shocked us all.
It will last until his replacement, Natasha, kicks you out with her timer of delight.
See you there!
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I am just too distraught to join in the rememrance of such a fithful companion for so many years. I guess it is best that I just remember the good times - that would be back in the 80s for those of you who may have some memory loss due to slight (VERY slight) head injuries...
"Eulogies will be shared as we bid adieu to Kenny as he joins LJ's Mom's 30-year-old washing machine, Scary Kenny and the deep fat fryer that shocked us all."
I'm not really sure what all that means, but I laughed anyway.
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