Yesterday, my official USBC League Bowling card came. That's right, I'm pretty official. Between my deputy badge and this card, my jurisdiction and power is awe-inspiring.
Anyway, the point is with the card comes a letter - thanking you for joining the mandatory USBC. Ironic. The letter ends with this sentence and my laughter:
As a member, you are more than a bowler. You are a leader, a caretaker and an athlete.
Someone should tell them that I'm barely a bowler! I mean, it's like they will give these cards to anyone who will pay the mandatory $15!
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You are an athlete!!
I want to see a photo of this card. Thx.
Do not post a photograph of this card. I believe he's trying to create counterfeits. You're a caretaker, that means you must defend the sanctity of the USBC and protect the honor of the cardholders that represent her on the lanes of glory. I might have gone too far with this one...
Either way, I don't trust him.
By the way, I will not admit to the amount time and money that I've spent to officially claim the titles of Bishop and Doctor but, it was a sight more than 15 dollars. Nonetheless, you should know that you can now officially sign a letter or email as "Cassandra Lewis, Caretaker, USBC"
This gets really cool when you look at all of the awesome organizations that use USBC as an acronym:
United States Border Control
United States Breastfeeding Committee
United States Barista Championship
United States Bankruptcy Court
You need to find some letterhead(s). Maybe Dan can help you forge something.
Seems that Dr. Bishop is forgetting two initials on his signature block...BS...love the laughs. Between the dr, dj, and blogger this site will keep ya smiling!
I'm sick and tired of being slandered by Mike Lewis. I'd do something about it, but, frankly, I'm really lazy, and kind of a wimp. But I'm definitely indignant about the whole thing.
DJ...you recently said that Mike Lewis would cheat on a reality show...I think he totally has the right to a little revenge!
Also...I'm thinking about paying $15 to get one of those cards. I'll have to skip doing 6 loads of laundry to afford it, but bowlers are notoriously dirty anyway, right?
This in-fighting needs to stop! I can't in good conscience post the card - not that I'm particularly worried about Dan - but the Internet is crawling with unseemly types. I'm mean, just look at my fan base!
Also - I'm rather clean, Laura. Today at least. Thanks.
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